March 15, 2026

By Arthur H. Gunther III

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‘STAIRWAY’/gunther

Mark Twain wrote “Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit, your dog would go in, and you would stay out.” Spot-on observation given this continuing time in which detest of fellow humankind is leading to more prejudice, harm, death and expanding war. Principles abandoned.

We expect a ticket to an afterlife but seem not to realize that those we dislike will be there too – those whom many fervently reject for reasons both petty and hateful.

Do white nationalists think an afterlife, if it exists, is a forever place just for them? Do they believe that immigrants, especially illegal immigrants who flee from dictators, gangs and other evil people as well as from bleak futures for their children will not be with them upstairs? Is there a separate “heaven” for the wealthy, for earth-privileged kings? For war profiteers? For humanity’s abusers? For those “leaders” who seek blitzkrieg and total war destruction over negotiation beyond the 11th hour?

Does “faith” earn you a place in happy forever land just because you say you “believe?” Do you ascend in the same line and speed as those with true religious worth – those with humility, charity, compassion, those who pay it forward?

Twain also wrote, “We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.” A great argument for the imperfection of humankind and probably why there is truth to the thought that people reincarnate over and over in a try to do it better. Me included – I have thrown stones in a glass house.

The writer is a retired newspaperman.

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7 responses to “HEAVENLY COMPANY?”

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    Anonymous

    Outstanding take, Art. Of course the always right expect to have Heaven to themselves alone.

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    wolfinquisitively75e10f1759

    Well done, friend. Reminds me of a joke I often tell about a couple being shown around heaven on their arrival with St. Peter as their guide. When they get on a particular cloud they see a small tent. St. Peter asks them to be particularly quiet. When they get past, one of the couple asks “why were we asked to be quiet.”

    St Peter responds ……”those are the insert the name of a particularly stuck up group. They think they are the only ones up here” Imagine all the groups you might fill that blank up with.

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      wolfinquisitively75e10f1759

      Wolfinquisitively is me…….

      Paul Kurtz

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        Anonymous

        Ok, Paul. Great moniker!

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      Anonymous

      I have to remember that one, Wolf! Thanks, sir.

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    ortenberg.reuben

    Bravo!

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    1. thecolumnrule Avatar

      Thanks, barrister, writer

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